Ladies...

Amanda has accepted her nomination! So proud to call her my best friend!

(by the way, this is Halloween. We may be crazy but we don't always dress like devil and bunny, despite all of your sexual fantasies)...

Amanda's Platform:

I proudly accept my nomination to President of the I HATE BOYS Club. If elected your president, I will do my best to further the interest of red-blooded, man-hating women everywhere. For those of you unfamiliar with my platform, please rest assured that I am working for YOU! Once I am elected, I can promise:

1) Men will be forced to talk about their emotions. New legislation will makeit a crime punishable by castration to make a woman feel that her emotions are outlandish or silly. An aggrevated form of this crime occurs when the man in question is feeling the same thing as the woman, and punishment in this casewill be accompanied by immediate balding.

2) Men will respect women. This goes beyond simply not abusing them physically and/or emotionally. They will consider our opinions without rolling their eyes, and they will return our phone calls, emails, and other correspondence within 36 hours. If these conditions are not met, the man will be placed in an all white room, with no form of contact to the outside world, until his depth perception is proven to decay to such levels that the female guard only lets him out because it is fun to watch him repeatedly walk into walls.

3) Men will actually be required to do as they say. Any man found to be inviolation of this rule will be forced to watch every episode of Oprah everrecorded, in marathon form.

4) Men will be required to put women's sexual needs in at least an equalposition (no pun intended!) with their own. Any man found to be in violationof this rule will be forced to watch every episode of Sex and the City everrecorded, in marathon form.

5) Men will be forced to ask for directions when lost. If found in violation,the man will be forced to stare at various maps of the world for 30 days or the until madness sets in, whichever comes later. If the man issues a complaint, the man is simply to be reminded that he "wanted to find himself."

For more information on these initiatives, and many, many more, please visit my website at http://www.amandaforchange.com/. For general information on the I HATE BOYS Club, please go to http://www.ihateboysclub.org/. Don't forget to hit the polls in November!

Thanks for you help, Amanda
*Amanda for Change...because if they can send a man to the moon, they can send them ALL there!*

Members: (BEWARE, they are known to go crazy)